"a cup of tea, dear?"
So lately I was having those crazy Dark!Erebor AU plot-bunnies. Like, what if Thorin died in BoFA and Bilbo has instantly gone completely bonkers with grief, to the point that he actually summoned something REALLY BAD with his ring and force of will. Thorin is resurrected but it’s not a happy miracle but an act of Necromagic, so the dwarf king isn’t the same person he was before. Same goes for Bilbo who literally sold his soul to bring the dwarf from the dead and the price he must pay is to continue living as a vessel for the Dark Power he evoked. That evil thing is cunning to act discreet enough so nobody notices the difference at first. Thorin is crowned as a King of Erebor and though he manages to revive the kingdom to its former glory, his policy borders on cruel and downright despotic. And not one of his brutal decisions made without the knowledge and lead of the Halfling who follows Thorin like a vicious shadow and instigates him to rule with an iron fist and violently punish everyone who goes against his will.
I’d imagine Thorin chopping heads off while Bilbo, the sneaky fucker, cuts some bitches in dark corners when the insurgent dwarves keep attempting to kill them both or sabotage their ruling.
So, like, Erebor becomes a base of Mordor and biggest threat to whole Middlearth.
lol, i guess i’ll just take my pills and go to sleep K BYE
The Hobbit European Premiere Berlin Desolation of Smaug
Thank god that class is over.
That teacher was a dumbass.
I had to write a paper on what I thought something in the book symbolizes, and I thought I wrote a very convincing paper with quite a bit of evidence.
My teacher marked me down pretty much for the sole reason that he disagreed with me.
Of course I don’t mind! :D AND I LOVE JONATHAN ARIS/ANDERSON VERY MUCH. There is not enough of either in my life. XD
Tell me they weren’t canon.